Poopee Pants The Rapper

   I got poop on my ankles, wrecked my baby blues, might have even got some dookey down in my shoes. Got my droopee droopee drawers below my red white n blue, that pee pees not from me so it must be from you. See I’m poopee pants the rapper and I gots no class, you can really see the quality drippin out of my flat ass. Yea I’m poopee pants the rapper and I am older than the trees and when I bust an orgy boys I am down on my knees. Now as you get older you sure get wiser, so now I make my money slingin gooey fertilizer. Yea I’m poopee pants the rapper pride of the north side and when the girleys get wiff me I smell like I died. So stand up bend over and spread them cheeks, I’m poopee pants the rapper and man do I reek, yea I’m poopee pants the rapper and I’ll be back next week!!!

Pride of the north side oh yea thats meez and if your eatin breakfast dont forget ur poopie cheeze. Sausage and toast and bacon and eggs, I can feed you breakfast, just scrape it off my legs. I’m poopee pants the rapper uuhhh hey thats meez… I am feelin kinda lonley wont you dine with me please. Pancakes, french toast and waffles that I’ve made, we can wash it down together with some poopie lemonade. I’m poopee pants the rapper and this is the poopie nation, Dont make me snap my fingers in a “Z” formation. Cause I’m the line cook, sous chef, crapmaster deluxe, I am poopie pants the rapper and I got no bucks, yeah I’m poopie pants the rapper and I dont give a fuck!! Word to your turds crackers…Aaaaahhhhhhhh111

Sincerely,

Wayne F. Baker